A creative pipeline that treats your Meta account like a database. We mine it for what's worked, map it against what your category is over-indexing on, and ship 14 net-new concepts every week, each one tagged by persona, angle, and emotion so nothing gets forgotten.
"We've been up at a million bucks a month back in '24 and parts of '25. This year more conservative, last month probably $400K–$600K. Meta's been rough. Hard to be optimistic, dude."
"We have a ton of statics in the account right now. Great creative strategist running it. We just need more. We need a different perspective on statics, that's where we could have an outlier success."
Andromeda rewards creative diversity. Your in-house team is strong but physically can't ship 56 net-new concepts a month on top of everything else they do. We can, and we do it without stepping on their taste.
Ads get turned off for a reason, then six months later the reason is gone and nobody revives them. We tag every ad that ever ran, surface the combinations that worked and never got a second test, and put them back into rotation.
Everyone's flooding Meta with AI slop that looks like AI. What's scaling right now is the opposite: iPhone-on-a-desk, handwritten napkin, notes-app hijack, Strava screenshot. AI-assisted, but shot in the vernacular of the platform.
Persona, angle, emotion, format tagged on the way out the door. When a concept scales, we double down on its combination within the week. When one fatigues, we know exactly which neighbor to try next. Nothing gets killed blind.
Two proprietary tools sit behind the pipeline. They're what turn "make more ads" into something that compounds.
We pull your full ad history and every competitor in audio, tag each by persona, angle, emotion, format. Output: where you're over-indexing, where the category is, and where the open lanes sit.
Persona × angle × emotion performance mapped to spend. Circle size = dollars. You see which sub-personas have been under-tested, which winning combinations have stalled, what to scale next. Your strategist sees the same view we do.
Directions are derived from the two tools above. AI produces a first pass against your product renders and lifestyle library. A human reviews. An editor cleans. Only then does it reach your Slack. No AI slop ships.
When a static takes off, we turn it into a before/after, animate it into a GIF, swap the hook, rerun on the next-door persona. That iteration work is included, it doesn't add to the fee. It replaces one of the 14.
The only tier we're proposing. This is what moved the needle the hardest on our book over the last two months.
Since you mentioned it: a 90-minute podcast-style interview with James, sliced into statics and short-form video. Founder ads are the #1 performing creative across 90% of our book.
This is a pure creative volume play. Josh's team keeps running the account. We don't touch the strategist's seat, we just make the assets they need.
The dashboards are the part that sticks. Share them with your strategist, with Josh, with any other creative partner you want pointed at the same map.
14 net-new concepts land in Slack every Friday. Tagged files, concept notes, placement suggestions. No approval gate, no review call.
Persona × angle × emotion performance, spend-weighted. Cluster mapping. Where to double down, where a sub-persona has been under-tested. Always-on, shared with you and Josh.
Status Audio benchmarked against the category: where you're over-indexing on format, where the white space is. Refreshed as new competitor ads surface.
Live view of everything shipped, tagged PAE, scored by performance. Your strategist has the same map of what's working that we do.
Meta Business Manager partner access (ID 232433113126048), Shopify collaborator, asset library read access. Shared Slack channel spun up. Everything after this runs in Slack.
Full Status Audio history pulled and tagged. Category benchmark compiled. Dropped into the Slack channel for you and Josh to react to.
Slack drop with tagged files, concept notes, and suggested placements. No brief approval step, no review call, just ads.
Dashboards refresh bi-weekly in Slack. If something needs a conversation, we have it there. Otherwise, the ads just keep showing up.
Share this with Josh. If it's a go, we can have access requests in your inbox tomorrow morning and first statics in your Slack inside of a week.